What is the gender of the word "computer"?

A programmer answered:

The word "computer" is feminine for the five following reasons:

1) No person understands its logics except for its designer

2) You need to turn it on if you want to see what is it

3) The menus offer numerous options but, many of them are unavailable

4) A minute error is stocked in the memory to be brought out untimely

5) It will not take you a long time to get that the computer and the its gadgets cost you a fortune.

A programmer's fiancee answered:

The word "computer" is masculine for the five following reasons:

1) You have to turn it on to attract his attention.

2) It contains a lot of information but very little of imagination.

3) It is absolutely uncapable to empty the dustbin without your command.

4) It is supposed to help you, but it is he who causes problems.

5) It will not take you a long time to get that if you had waited a little bit more, you would have obtained a more advanced model.

 

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