Feminine Dictionary

Yes = No

No = Yes

May be = No

I feel guilty = You'll sure to be sorry about it!

We need it = I want it

It's up to you to decide = The right desicion is obvious

As you want = You'll sure to be sorry about it!

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure, keep on = I do not want you to do it

I am not upset at all = Sure, I am upset, idiot!

Sure, you are very attentive = Can you think about something exept for sex tonight?

This kitchen is utterly inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = and capets, and furniture, and wall-paper...

I hear a noise = I see you've fallen asleep already

Do you love me? = I am going to ask you to buy a very expensive thing...

I shall be ready in a minute = Take off your shoes and look for an interesting show on TV

You should be tought how to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me?! = [Too late, you are dead]

Is it a baby crying? = Why don't you get up and sing him a lulaby?

I am not crying! = Yes, I am crying, and I am crying becouse I think it's important!

Masculine Dictionary

I am hungry = I am hungry

I want to sleep = I want to sleep

I am tired = I am tired

Do you want to go to the cinema with me? = And I am going to make love with you after....

May I invite you to.. = And I am going to make love with you after....

May I phone you? = And I am going to make love with you after....

May I dance with you? = And I am going to make love with you after....

What a nice dress ! = It matches the skirt to the perfection, what are you making problems for?

What's up? = I presume, it's out of the question to make love tonight?

I miss you = Do you want to make love with me?

I love you = Let us make love right now

I love you too = OK, I said it, and we'd better make love right now

I do not think this blouse becomes to the skirt = I am a gay....

Yes, I like your new hair-dressing = The previous one was much better

Will you marry me? = I do not want you to make love with other guys

(In the department-store) The previuous one was better = Take one of these foolish dresses and let's go home!

Let's talk = I want to struck you with the power of my intellect and maybe after that you'll feel like making love with me.

 

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